Danika’s Sexy Cows – Valentines’s Day Lovers

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Meet Candice… Sexy Candice has had a girlfriend Cassie since two weeks old in the little pens in the barn. They are best friends with a competitive side. Both independent and powerful cows, take no enemy kinda girls, like the Bella Twins. They are side by side every day leading the team of girls to the barn and pastures not really knowing which one is being the boss cow till one day Big Henry came to visit the ladies. Both those girls were hot to trott for him. He was a lean, sexy bull…no hay belly or loose neck skin…all kinds of good with his red spotted slicked back hair like he was groomed for the World Dairy Expo show. Cassie ran to him right away, giggling like a little school girl but Candice could see he wasn’t into her childish attempt. Candice walked up, face to face with Big Henry and put his nose ring and chain into her mouth and started walked backwards, leading him to the silo. He has never been forced to do anything in his life by a cow and enjoyed her taking charge. Before he knew it she had him tied to the silo and was riding him, which he didn’t mind at all, enjoying every second. Cassie all confused and jealous, she moo’ed out…”at least let him breath…I want him next!”

Danika’s Sexy Cows – Valentines’s Day Lovers

Meet Peanut…Sexy Peanut has always been the smallest animal in the group but that doesn’t stop her from being noticeable. She struts around on her four hooves like she owns the place. Even shows up the big cows at the buffet when the corn silage arrives, shoves them aside like Shaq, coming in for a basket. Peanut grew up with mostly boys so she understands if you don’t eat first you be hungry later. One of those boys was called Tuffman, he was two inches smaller than her, a younger bull with the confidence of a full grown bull. They ate and slept together in the same area all there lives till he was a year & a half old. Peanut & Tuffman both were taking an afternoon walk down the pasture lane when a crowd of guys and a dog named Sam started herding them towards the buildings. Their emotions for each other that morning was more wild than ever before. She was craving more than just his mind but his body that was developed into a gorgeous, sexy bull that she was in love with. He stood behind her protecting her from the dog and then with all the wild commotion they both lost control. He jumped up and rapped his front legs around her belly. The crowd of people started yelling at him, “stop, no, she’s too little!” But they didn’t care, he finished her till they both were dizzy and than with no struggle from Tuffman he understood he went against the law and went to a near by holding area with the group of people. They separated the two for four months, but they could touch noses and whisper sweet dirty thoughts to each other. All those dirty thought will come true when Tuffman is out of jail in four months and back with Peanut.

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Danika Sexy Cows – Valentines’s Day Lovers

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Meet Robyn…Sexy Robyn’s heart has been stolen by a bull that processes confidence and sexuality that she can’t hardly live without. She saw him the first time at the drink hole last summer. She was star struck by his massive, rippling double muscled body that you could bounce a quarter off of. His veiny, wide, short neck made his head look small like WWE wrestlers. She figured he must have been a rodeo bull to be that massive, but he was calm and serious about life, wanting to produce a huge family to carry his name forever. She found herself so caught up by his body that she forgot how to act like a mid-aged lady. Robyn started acting like a little school girl, running around the waters edge, splashing her udder with mud & water. He had no choice but to look at her being so silly and outrageous. He quickly found his inner child and stopped her in her tracks. He pounced at her getting both of them wet, more ways than one. He took his nose and brushed her tail aside and than took her heaving body standing in the muddy waters. She knew from the beginning he was only a one night stand so she took her one night and will treasure it forever.

Danika Sexy Cows – Valentines’s Day Lovers

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Meet Robyn…Sexy Robyn’s heart has been stolen by a bull that processes confidence and sexuality that she can’t hardly live without. She saw him the first time at the drink hole last summer. She was star struck by his massive, rippling double muscled body that you could bounce a quarter off of. His veiny, wide, short neck made his head look small like WWE wrestlers. She figured he must have been a rodeo bull to be that massive, but he was calm and serious about life, wanting to produce a huge family to carry his name for forever. She found herself so caught up by his body that she forgot how to act like a mid-aged lady. Robyn started acting like a little school girl, running around the waters edge, splashing her udder with mud & water. He had no choice but to look at her being so silly and outrageous. He quickly found his inner child and stopped her in her tracks. He pounced at her getting both of them wet, more ways than one. He took his nose and brushed her tail aside and than took her heaving body standing in the muddy waters. She knew from the beginning he was only a one night stand so she took her one night and will treasure it forever.

Danika Sexy Cows – Valentines’s Day Lovers

IMG_3392-0Meet Joann…Sexy Joann was born on the pasture and has never left. Even in the winter she hates to be inside. She a daughter of two parents that grazed all their lives. She was born to be a rotational grazer and has a dreaming of being milked in an old classic barn like Danika’s. She was not aware until this last month that to be able to milk she must conceive a baby and carry it to full term. The thought of a big bull jump on her back frightened her. She asked all her peers questions, like “how big is he, does it hurt?” She found herself very attracted to the young bull named Spitfire that was recently dropped off by a tall red haired man. She was frightened of him, he snorted and pawed the ground like he was getting ready for war. Most days he would lay by himself and then other days he was being chummy with the ladies. One day she felt a bit different than normal, everyone was acting so nice and jumping around, even jumping on her. She didn’t know girls could be so much fun when they are high on life in the springtime. That night she was in line to go to the barn for some grain, Spitfire right behind her, crinkling his nose at her. She walked quickly into the doorway of the barn as Spitfire took one jump and planted himself on and in Joann. Super scared she bellered out for help and tried to get out from under his body. Every time Joann moved forward his head hit the wall on top of the doorframe. He did mind the pain, even giggle about it. She finally relaxed and started to enjoy the sizable object he brought to the party. After eating he apologized for being such a klutzy bull and knew he lacked being more smooth like Johnny. But she new she was in good hands and enjoyed laughing with him about hitting his head during there first time together. She almost hopes she gets a repeat of that same moment, just for fun.

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Danika’s Sexy Cows – Valentines’s Day Lovers

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Meet Cinnamon…Sexy Cinnamon likes putting on a show with her long legs. She enjoys going to the local fairs so she can get all dolled up and show what her momma gave her. The state fair is where she meet the recently famous, stunning Johnny on the Rocks. He calls himself that do to his favorite place on his farm is standing on a rock knoll over looking his kingdom of ladies. He is a rich, snooty bull that demands attention from his women. Cinnamon smelt he was made of money the first time she strutted past him on the wood shavings. She was sure he was eating some great alfalfa and corn silage better than her grassy hay and scoop of grain. Cinnamon noticed him staring at her while she was getting her body clipped and washed. She even put on a dance after her caretakers polished her fancy hooves. He was smitten all they way, he had to have her by the time they both left West Allis. She teased him all week with ever glance and wiggle of her rump. He had enough teasing and had a plan. The last night he broke loose from his rope and made it over to her tall bedding pack made of straw made from South Dakota. He warmed her up with licking her from one end to the other till she was weak in the knees with lust. He than took her slowly, enjoying his sweet time till the end. The next morning he found his way straight to the trailer without a good bye smooch but gave a killer look of “see you next year.”

Danika’s Sexy Cows – Valentines’s Day Lovers

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Meet Tamera…Sexy Tamera has been a dirty little heifer all her life, so it’s no surprise she found a bull the is ruff and tuff named Victor. He has been recently summoned to a pen after the last time with her, after be wrongly accused of ruff housing in the yard. Tamera being dirty by nature didn’t mind a little wrestling in the mud and getting slapped in the rump by his wet, long tail. Tamera now only gets monthly visits, over night passes to stay with her man, engaging in long sessions of passionate intercourse against the steel gates. She doesn’t mind this arrangement, almost prefers feeling dominated by the most beautiful bull on the farm. His legs wrapped around her makes her feel like she is getting a massage by a well trained Swede. He swears he will be faithful to her and she can only believe he will if he stays in the steel suite, locked up like a her own sex slave. She will be visiting again next week when she will be bring by their first baby and plans on start on the next one in ruffly 60 days.

Danika’s Sexy Cows – Valentines’s Day Lovers

Meet Lanor…Sexy Lanor has been flirting with a bull named Pedro since she saw his deep rib cage and long black switch that floated in the wind. Pedro comes from the grassy hills of Ohio…but he talks like he was transported from the streets of Mexico City. His fake Spanish flare makes all the honeys go wild when he moos his dirty intention in there ears, as he licks there ears till there insides are wet. Lanor was just one of the many ladies he flirted with, but she wanted to be different. She started talking to him with a fake French accent and pranced around him like she was not for sale. He was interested, very interested in her sexuality. He couldn’t stop looking at her 4 money makers and wanting to put his nose deep in her udder and shake his head. But for now they will play there game till they both can’t stand not to engage in two minutes of love making underneath the willow tree.

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Danika’s Sexy Cows – Valentines’s Day Lovers

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Meet Agnes… Sexy Angus has always been special to the herd. Nobody really knows what breed she really is, so she claims she is a cousin to the long horned black bull that took Lane Frost’s life back in ’89. She is full of tales that gets all the girls like Betty & Mari worked up. Her last story was that she was just having a midnight snack at the buffet with “mister fabulous” Malcolm. He was trying to scare her with saying that a black widow spider was going to bite her in her big booty rump and she will surely die unless she goes with him. He then, with a sparkle in his eyes he told her it would be safer and more private outside away from all the sleeping cows. He took her to a sandy spot that glistened in the moonlight like they were in Barbados. He wanted ever inch of her and took her hard and fast till he slipped in the sand. She fell back herself and hurt her hip. She told the girl she never heard a bull cry with passion afterwards and walk away to brag to his friends so fast…he rode her so hard & long her hips hurt. She was very snooty talking to the ladies in the barn that morning, bragging about her night of passion. The herd started than looking at Malcolm more, not being himself at all and noticed he broke his dick, just dangling in the wind. So now Malcolm is steer not by choice, and the girls giggle at Agnes whenever the “Black Widow” song by Izzy Azalea comes on the radio…and moo out to Agnes “your song is on again!”