Danika Sexy Cows – Valentines’s Day Lovers

IMG_3392-0Meet Joann…Sexy Joann was born on the pasture and has never left. Even in the winter she hates to be inside. She a daughter of two parents that grazed all their lives. She was born to be a rotational grazer and has a dreaming of being milked in an old classic barn like Danika’s. She was not aware until this last month that to be able to milk she must conceive a baby and carry it to full term. The thought of a big bull jump on her back frightened her. She asked all her peers questions, like “how big is he, does it hurt?” She found herself very attracted to the young bull named Spitfire that was recently dropped off by a tall red haired man. She was frightened of him, he snorted and pawed the ground like he was getting ready for war. Most days he would lay by himself and then other days he was being chummy with the ladies. One day she felt a bit different than normal, everyone was acting so nice and jumping around, even jumping on her. She didn’t know girls could be so much fun when they are high on life in the springtime. That night she was in line to go to the barn for some grain, Spitfire right behind her, crinkling his nose at her. She walked quickly into the doorway of the barn as Spitfire took one jump and planted himself on and in Joann. Super scared she bellered out for help and tried to get out from under his body. Every time Joann moved forward his head hit the wall on top of the doorframe. He did mind the pain, even giggle about it. She finally relaxed and started to enjoy the sizable object he brought to the party. After eating he apologized for being such a klutzy bull and knew he lacked being more smooth like Johnny. But she new she was in good hands and enjoyed laughing with him about hitting his head during there first time together. She almost hopes she gets a repeat of that same moment, just for fun.

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