Meet Connie …. Also known in the yard as “Miss High and Mighty,” she is the only Black and White Holstein on the farm. She walks around like she owns the place with those long legs and perfect udder. The girls tease her by saying that she will have to stand in the gutter for a bull to even mount her. With confidence she says, “When it’s time to go, I’ll just lay down in the snow.” She dreams of a handsome, rugged Holstein bull that will use her body like no other small bull could, bringing her body to the point that she is wet and dizzy with love, daily.

Meet Harriet…Harriet is beautiful spotted Jersey cow with a heart of gold and a dirty mind. She has a sparkle in her eyes for a ruff-cut, strong bull that knows how to rock a trailer. She can send shivers down a bulls spin just by the way she walks and moos. Harriet maybe an older cow, but she knows that with age comes experience. She can satisfy even the most spontaneous of bull’s desires with her tight body and her confidence. She also likes running to the pasture and playing lick the fence with dumb heifers.

Meet Ola …. She’s been part of the outcast group ever since the so called “accident” last year. All the girls are still mad at her for ruining a bull they called KarmaSutra LongMeyer from Meyer Rd. All the two wanted to do was to try a different position than the other girls have been getting from him. But the worst happened and he took off to his pen and never came back. She still doesn’t understand why he wanted her to back her rump up to the gate and him on the other-side as he tried breeding her through the hard steel gate. He didn’t even get it in her properly before his “junk” broke and he started cursing her and the world. She just wants a normal bull now…one that prefers a normal life, same routine every day and sex once a year just to make a baby….no more outrageous stunts anymore for this gal.

Meet Alice….Alice was known to be the saint of the girls till she saw the Italian bull Rocco Bronco. Like a switch in her head kicked on like it was Christmas morning. Her reputation changes from church girl to hacklier in minutes, with her numerous cat calls and moo’ing dirty mouth about his enormous under carriage. Rocco, not knowing the American Moo language, thought she was talking about the huge fan in the barn. This girl needs a bull that will torment her right back and be a little devil when the time is right and moo the American cow language of love.

Meet Molly….She has a knack for playing games with new bulls. She calls it “5 Minutes in Cow Heaven,” taking the new bulls behind the silo for 5 minutes alone in the dark. She first puts her head under their nose like she is shy and submissive. But what the bulls don’t know it is all a secret plan. She then takes their nose ring and chain and ties them up to the silo.  Then she can do whatever she wants to their sweaty, muscularly bodies…. rub and kiss her way to “Holy Mooolly”.  So if you have a bull that likes a cow to be dominate… you will know where to find her, behind the silo with her tail whip.

Meet Iris…. No cow has ever said it to her face, but Iris has the best looking rump of all the cows on the farm. She has no clue that all the bulls and even some cows give her a second glance when she walks ahead of them to the barn, some even follow her like zombies. She thinks bulls only likes the ways she eat long, thick stringy grass and the way she moos at the moon in the dark. Iris is looking for a tough, deep voiced bull that can do Clint Eastwood impressions, when he pulls out the gun and say,”get off my lawn!”

Meet Bev…Bev is a beautiful jersey that gets her thrills from running through the pond like Pamela Anderson in Baywatch. Her big udder swinging from left to right in slow motion, neck stretched and twisted, moving side to side to show her beautiful lengthy body. She is looking for a hot beach bull that can save her if she gets too deep in the mud. A life guard like The Hoff, with a good looking smile and hair with a body to provide her with hours of enjoyment pond-side if she wants enjoy the opposite sex.

Meet Peta…Peta is a wild sexy heifer with a sparkly personality that matches her sparkly eyes. She is looking for a sexy bull that matches her curious sexual behavior, a bit adventurous for the norm. She likes hanging out at the beach with no bra and wrestling in the mud with other heifers. She won top prize in dirty water shots and the salt licking contest last night, hooves down. She wanted to get more tattoos, scares and even talks about getting a brand on her butt cheek, but I said no way!

Meet Debra (on the right)…Debra is a funny heifer, she believes she got breed by aliens in the pond. She didn’t even know she was pregrent till last week when her udder started to swell up with milk. So now her dreams have changed, she is now looking for a bull that will take her and her alien baby in. A wealth bull so she doesn’t have to work, just watch and feed the baby. She is determined to follow in the footsteps of her mother that has had 9 babies, mostly from one bull…so she says.

Meet Victoria…Victoria is modern sexy cow that likes tractors and skid steers. She has many sexual thoughts when it’s feeding or harvesting time. She gets wet thinking about the power of the 404 engine and how the camshaft is powering the values up and down, around and around, hitting all sides. Wishing she could find a handsome, spotted, big bull that would give her his push rod for a steamy afternoon in the pasture.